My first web page

What this is

A simple page put together using HTML. I said a simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML.
A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML.

Why this is

• To learn HTML
• To show of
  1. To my boss
  2. To my friends
  3. To my cat
  4. To the little talking duck in my brain
• Because I have fallen in love with my computer and want to give her some HTML loving.

Where to find the tutorial

Platanero

Some random table

Some random form

Note: It looks the part, but won't do a damned thing.

So I asked Bob about quotations on the Web and he said I know as much about quotations as I do about pigeon fancying. Luckily, I found HTML Dog and it said:

blockquote and q are used for quotations. blockquote is generally used for standalone often multi-line quotations whereas q is used for shorter, in-line quotations.

According to the Bible, after six days God said screw this for a lark, I'm having a nap.

Some random glossary thing

HTML

Abbreviation for HyperText Markup Language - a language used to make web pages.

Dog

Any carnivorous animal belonging to the family Canidae.

The domesticated sub-species of the family Canidae, Canis lupus familiaris.

Moo juice

Cat beer

Milk

A white liquid produced by cows and used for human consumption.

Author contact details

Bob's canine mother and equine father sat him down and carefully explained that he was an allopolyploid organism.

I have decided to decrease increase the amount of free ice cream that the State will provide for its citizens.